Ever wish your shirt could clap back faster than you can? The “Before You Talk Trash About Me, You Should Know I Love Funerals” Tee is the ultimate comeback in cotton form. Equal parts bold, sarcastic, and completely unapologetic, this tee is here to serve looks and attitude.

Made from soft, comfy fabric with a flattering everyday fit, this funny women’s t-shirt makes it easy to dress casual while still sparking double-takes. Whether you wear it for brunch with friends, errands around town, or just those days you’re not here for the drama, this shirt delivers instant confidence (with a side of savage).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this—wearing your “Before You Talk Trash About Me” tee for girls’ night, slaying that school pickup line, or even making strangers chuckle while you’re just picking up coffee. It’s the perfect gift for your best friend who lives for honest one-liners, or a treat-yourself moment every woman needs. From spontaneous wine-and-whine Zoom chats to everyday errands, you’ll reach for this tee whenever you want to be comfy but still pack a punch.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!