Ever feel like your face says it all—especially when someone asks you to “keep this between us”? Ugh, yes! Who needs a poker face when you can just wear the truth on your sleeve (literally)? Forget playing it coy. This tee’s got your back and your attitude.

Introducing the “I Don't Keep Secrets Tee”—the funny shirt that tells it like it is, so you don’t have to. Slip this on when you’re ready to serve looks and straight talk, minus the awkward explanations. Not only is it cheeky and charming, but it’s also cozy, confidence-boosting, and made for all-day sass.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it now: you, this funny shirt, and a day that’s all about you. Drop the kids off with a wink, breeze through errands with zero small talk, or throw it on for spontaneous brunches. It’s perfect for girls’ night, those wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or surprising your sister who always “accidentally” spills the tea. If you love a good laugh (or know someone who does), this tee is your new BFF.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!