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I Wanted To Go Jogging But Proverbs Tee
Presenting our Statement T-shirt: "I Wanted To Go Jogging But Proverbs Say The Wicked Run When No One Is Chasing Them - So There's That." This isn't just clothing, it's wearable wit and wisdom!
Experience the soft caress of premium cotton while delivering a punchline that combines fitness goals with holy humor. Its pristine white canvas contrasted with bold black lettering adds a sensory zing, making you the talk of the town.
This tee elegantly lets you off the hook from your jogging plans, while making others laugh with its tongue-in-cheek wisdom. It's machine-washable, ensuring that your unique brand of humor endures, wash after wash.
Perfect for you or your pun-loving friend, this shirt isn't just a garment - it's a funny confession of your less-than-perfect commitment to jogging. Step into this statement tee and let your humor run wild, even if you won't!
| Size guide | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |