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Long Time No Sleep Tee
Absolutely! Here's a casual, relatable, and SEO-optimized product description for the women’s statement t-shirt “Long Time No Sleep”:
Product Description:
Running on caffeine, dry shampoo, and sheer willpower? Same.
The “Long Time No Sleep” t-shirt is for the women who’ve forgotten what a full eight hours feels like. Whether it’s late-night scrolling, early meetings, parenting chaos, or just an overactive brain that won’t quit—this tee gets it.
It’s soft, comfy, and made to survive whatever kind of exhaustion you’re running on. Perfect for grocery store runs, coffee pickups, or finally sitting down for five minutes before remembering you left the laundry in the washer… again.
Because when sleep is a distant memory, at least your t-shirt is honest.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |