• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Not Now, Partner—My Tummy Hurts – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Some days, you just don’t have the energy to deal with anything—especially when your stomach has other plans. This Not Now, Partner—My Tummy Hurts t-shirt perfectly captures that feeling when all you want is a little space, a comfy spot to curl up, and maybe a snack (when the time is right).

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for lounging, running errands, or letting the world know you’re not up for nonsense today. Whether it’s for yourself or a relatable gift for a friend, it’s the perfect mix of humor and comfort. Because sometimes, your tummy calls the shots.

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