Ever wish you had a shirt that could side-eye for you? 🙄 Tired of basic tees that say nothing about your wit and confidence? Enter: the tee that’s as self-aware as your morning coffee order. The “Things I Have Going For Me Tee” is ready for the days when your mood is “sarcastic, but make it fashion.”

Not just another funny shirt for women—this tee is here to deliver all the sass and none of the awkward small talk. You deserve a tee that looks cute, feels amazing, and tells the world you’ve totally got your life (mostly) together. Slip it on and radiate low-key confidence whether you’re herding kids, running errands, or just refusing to explain your “resting fun face.”

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

You’ll love this tee on wine night, running the PTA gauntlet, or anytime you want to show up to brunch with your besties and make them laugh. Shopping for your sister who “totally isn’t competitive”? Done. Gifting your best friend who lives for a good comeback? She needs this. This funny shirt is your new go-to for every mood, from “boss babe” to “snark mode activated.”

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!