Old Me Would Address Clown Shit But New Me Will Let You Run That Circus Tee

Never Half-Ass Anything Tee

Life Is Too Short For Fake Butter Cheese Or People Tee

I Like Books More Than I Like People Tee

Avoiding Drama Doesn't Mean I'm Scared Of You Tee

I Wish I Could Text My Dog Tee

Don't Talk To Me I'm Not Drunk Yet Tee

Most Likely To Steal Off Someone's Plate Thanks Giving Sweatshirt

I Love Sleeping Tee

The Only Presents You're Getting This Year Is My Presence Sweatshirt

Booktrovert Bookish Tee

What Have We Here Sweatshirt

You’re Not Mad You’re Hungry Tee

Sorry I'm Late Tee

It's So Nice Outside Tee

Hold Me Closer Tiny Prancer Tee

Too Old For Tiktok Too Young For Life Alert Tee

My Mouth Gets Real Disrespectful When I'm Mad Sweatshirt

Don't Be Like The Rest Of Them Tee

My Ducks Don't Even Know What Rows Are Sweatshirt

I Can't Cook But I Can Start An Argument From Scratch Tee

Holiday Hoobie Whatty Tee

I Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes Tee