Ever looked in the mirror and thought, “If only my waistline matched my patience level during group texts or waiting for my coffee?” Girl, same. Give a smirk, not an explanation—this tee gets your sense of humor (and your snack schedule).

Introducing the I Wish I Was As Thin As My Patience Tee—a funny shirt that feels way better than silently judging. Step into your day knowing you’re rocking an exclusive look that’s as witty as you are, and let your sass do the talking. Confidence, comfort, and a touch of sarcasm? Yes, please.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: you, rocking this tee at a girls’ brunch, owning the school drop-off line, or breezing through the grocery store (side-eyeing the kale). Got a sister with zero filter? This shirt is gift gold. Perfect for work-from-home video calls, bad hair days, or whenever you want a laugh without saying a word.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!