It’s five o’clock somewhere, right? 🍸 You know that moment when your day calls for a little wisdom (and just a splash of something classic)? Ugh, yes! This tee totally gets you—and says what your face is thinking.

Meet the A Wise Woman Once Said Gin & Tonic Please Tee: your new favorite funny shirt that pairs perfectly with dry humor and happy hour plans. Every time you slip it on, you’ll feel a little lighter, a little sassier, and a whole lot more yourself. Life is better when your shirt does the talking—and let’s face it, you never shy away from a clever comeback.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Slip on this tee and picture yourself running errands (with a wink), sharing a laugh on girls’ night, or sending the world a subtle hint at your next backyard hang. It’s your go-to combo for work-from-home video calls, spontaneous Target trips, or as the perfect gift for your bestie who knows gin is basically self-care. Wear it whenever you want to add a little mischief to the moment.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!