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Busier Than A Cucumber In A Women's Prison Tee
Product Description:
“Busier Than a Cucumber in a Women’s Prison” — bold, hilarious, and definitely not your average way of saying you’ve got a lot going on.
This tee is for the woman whose schedule is chaos, whose group chats are unhinged, and whose sense of humor is just the right amount of inappropriate. It’s not for the faint of heart—it’s for the ones who get the joke and proudly wear it loud.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with a wink of wild, this shirt is perfect for turning heads, sparking laughs, and letting everyone know that yes—you’re busy, and no—you’re not taking life too seriously.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |