The world is divided into two kinds of women: those who “wake up and slay,” and those who need coffee just to scroll Instagram... and maybe three snoozes. If you’re part of the second (realistic, hilarious) group, this one’s for you. Because, honestly, who has the time—or energy—for boring tees when you’re dead tired before 10 a.m.?

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Meet the Dead Tired Coffee Tee—your new all-time favorite funny shirt for women who have better things to do than pretend they’re wide awake. Slip it on and instantly upgrade your mood with a hit of caffeine-inspired sass. You’ll not just look comfy—you’ll feel like you own every room (or at least every coffee line).

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FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

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Imagine tossing this tee on for school drop-off, post-workout coffee runs, or those marathon streaming nights. It’s perfect for girls’ night, wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or gifting your sister who swears she’s “the nice one.” Whether it’s for you or a friend who lives for caffeine humor, this shirt says exactly what you’re feeling—no explanation required.

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Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

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Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!