• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Don’t Scare Me, I Fart Easily – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Some people scream when they’re startled. You? You might let out a little more than that. This tee is for the women who embrace their quirks, laugh at life’s awkward moments, and aren’t afraid to own the fact that surprise + nerves = well… a situation.

Soft, funny, and just the right amount of shameless, this shirt is perfect for those who know that being jumpy has its risks—and that honesty is always the best policy. Whether you're wearing it as a conversation starter or just for your own amusement, this tee keeps things light, real, and unapologetically human.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ultra-Soft Fabric – For maximum comfort, even during unexpected surprises
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Casual enough for laughs, cute enough for everyday wear
✔️ Bold, Playful Print – Perfect mix of humor and honesty
✔️ Effortless Style – Pairs with jeans, joggers, or your favorite “don’t take me too seriously” attitude

For the women who know laughter is healthy—even if it comes with a little extra noise.

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