
- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Everything Is Easy When You Ignore All Your Problems – Women’s Statement T-Shirt
Denial? No, it’s called strategic emotional pacing. This tee is for the women who have perfected the art of laughing through the chaos while calmly avoiding every task, deadline, and existential crisis. Because sometimes, pretending everything’s fine is just easier—and honestly, it works.
Soft, clever, and dripping with dry humor, this shirt is perfect for those who cope with sarcasm, avoid their to-do lists like pros, and have mastered the calm shrug in the face of complete disarray.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ridiculously Soft Fabric – Because ignoring your problems should at least feel good
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Effortless comfort while you avoid effort altogether
✔️ Witty, Relatable Print – A message that says, “I see the mess—I’m just not dealing with it yet”
✔️ Everyday Style – Pairs perfectly with leggings, snacks, and selective awareness
For the women who keep it together by tuning it all out—this tee is your official uniform for functional avoidance and fabulous indifference.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |