Ever find yourself at yet another holiday party, desperately wishing your shirt could speak for you? Ugh, yes—the struggle is real. Now you can let your tee do the talking (so you can just focus on the cookies).

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Meet the Holiday Hoobie Whatty Tee: your new go-to for maximum festive fun and just the right splash of cheeky charm. This funny shirt isn’t just about making people laugh; it’s about wearing your humor (and your holiday mood) right on your sleeve. Whether you’re decking the halls, sipping cocoa by the fire, or dealing with one too many “ugly sweater” themes, this tee keeps things cozy, clever, and totally you.

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FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after holiday treats)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team right here at home

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – This tee stays vibrant and comfy, no matter how many times you wash it

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Because every body deserves to rock holiday cheer in comfort

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Picture yourself rocking this shirt to the next ugly sweater bash (except you’ll actually look cute), showing up for a holiday Zoom party, or lounging by the fire with a mug of cocoa—and, let’s be honest, a rerun of your favorite holiday movie. The Holiday Hoobie Whatty Tee also makes a hilarious, heartfelt gift for your sister, that friend who lives for inside jokes, or any woman who wants to share some festive sarcasm with the world.

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Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

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Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!