• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

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Description:

For anyone who's ever clenched their jaw after reading a passive-aggressive email—this one’s for you. The “I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do” t-shirt perfectly captures that unspoken rage of corporate life, unhelpful replies, and the hundredth email that could’ve been a sentence shorter (or just not sent at all).

It’s funny because it’s true. You’re professional, sure—but you're also dangerously close to replying with actual feelings. This tee lets you express what your outbox never could: the polite fury of keeping it together while customer service is testing your last nerve.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, it’s the perfect go-to for office days, remote meetings, or decompressing on the couch after a long day of fake smiles and “per my last email.”

Product Highlights:

• Comfy cotton-blend fabric that’s great for both Zoom calls and breakdowns

• Relaxed fit that says “I’m chill” while the shirt says otherwise

• Bold, witty print that hits a little too close to home—in the best way

• A great gift for your work bestie, your over-it colleague, or yourself

Because sometimes professionalism is just masking a well-managed meltdown.

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