• Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
• Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
• Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
• Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
• Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Just Pour the Coffee in My Eyes – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

When you're past tired and fully into zombie mode, this tee says what your brain can't. It's not just about needing coffee—it's about needing it fast, direct, and maybe even intravenously. Or, you know, just straight into your eyes.

Soft, cozy, and dripping with that early-morning desperation, this shirt is perfect for caffeine-dependent humans who don’t function until the first (or fourth) cup kicks in. Whether you’re braving the morning commute, corralling kids, or pretending to be alert on a Zoom call, this tee sets expectations low—in the best way.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Ridiculously Soft Fabric – So you can survive mornings in comfort
✔️ Flattering, Easygoing Fit – Looks put-together even if you’re not
✔️ Relatable, Hilarious Print – For coffee lovers with zero energy and zero shame
✔️ Everyday Style – Pairs perfectly with leggings, messy buns, and that oversized mug you call survival

For the women whose idea of self-care starts with caffeine and a warning label—this shirt understands you.

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