Raise your hand if you’ve ever worn a shirt just because it was clean, not because it sparked actual joy. 🙋‍♀️ Or maybe you’re the unofficial snack queen, the family’s go-to “oops” fixer, and sneak in a kiss-and-dash before anyone can say “ew, Mom!” Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the Snack Dealer Booboo Healer Kiss Stealer Tee. This isn’t just another cute tee—it’s basically your parenting resume in bold print, letting you own your chaos with confidence (and a little sass). Slip it on and instantly enjoy those “ugh, finally a shirt that gets me!” vibes, whether you’re tackling school drop-off or running deep recon in the snack aisle.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: You in this tee, coffee in hand, on your way to play date number three—or maybe dressing it up with your favorite jeans and a cardigan for a last-minute Target run. It’s just as perfect for a girls’ night, wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or for gifting your sister who claims she’s “the nice one.” Whether it’s for you or someone who truly gets your humor, this tee brings the laughs without trying too hard.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!