Ever wish you could say what you’re really thinking—without risking that awkward silence? Ugh, yes! Because, honestly, sometimes small talk is overrated and certain folks should just keep their lips sealed (with glue… not chapstick). If sarcasm had a uniform, this would be it.

Introducing the Some People Should Use Glue Stick Instead Of Chapstick Tee—your new go-to for serving side-eye energy in style. This funny shirt isn’t just a conversation starter; it’s your wearable wink to the world. Slip it on and let everyone know you’re fluent in sarcasm, even before you open your mouth. There’s something magical about feeling confident, comfy, and hilariously bold—all at once.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Wear it on a grocery run, toss it on for wine night, or make your sister giggle when she “borrows” your sense of humor. From casual Fridays to couch-bound movie marathons, this tee was made for every woman who isn’t afraid to keep things real. Looking for the perfect funny gift? This one checks all the boxes (and gets plenty of side-eyes).

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!