Ever find yourself fake-smiling through awkward small talk at a PTA meeting, wishing you could signal for help with just your outfit? 🙋‍♀️ Or maybe you’ve hit that 5 p.m. moment where the only emergency is running out of wine. Either way, your basic tee just won’t cut it anymore—especially when you could be wearing your wit right on your chest.

Meet the “Someone Please Call 9 Wine Wine” Tee: your new go-to for instant mood rescue and maximum side-eye deflection. This funny shirt is for women who have graduated from people pleasing and now communicate in equal parts sarcasm, style, and Sauvignon Blanc. Every time you slip it on, expect an extra burst of confidence and just enough sass to handle anything adulting throws your way.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you, this hilarious tee, and whatever wine-fueled adventure comes next. It’s perfect for happy hour meetups, virtual book clubs, or gifting your drama-loving sister who basically has “prosecco” in her veins. Whether you want to lighten the mood at family game night or just treat yourself for surviving Monday, this shirt will get the laughs—no effort required.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!