Raise your hand if your dog’s clumsy cuddle schedule has ever made you late—again. 🙋‍♀️ Because sometimes “I’m on my way!” really just means “My furry CEO hasn’t signed off on my departure yet.” Turns out, the struggle is real…and now it’s a funny shirt.

Introducing the Sorry I’m Late My Dog Was Sitting On Me Tee—the official uniform for every dog lover who knows that leaving the house is a team decision. This funny shirt lets you wear your truth (and a smile) everywhere you go, so you can stop making up excuses and just point to your chest. Comfort, cuteness, and a wink of pet-parent pride, all in one perfect tee.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine this: breezing into brunch in your playful tee (late, of course), sparking laughter at girls’ night, or gifting serious dog-mom attitude to a friend who totally gets it. It’s perfect for wine-and-whine Zoom calls, coffee runs, or simply kicking back on the couch—dog included. Buy one for yourself or surprise a fellow canine enthusiast who wears her heart (and a little bit of pet hair) on her sleeve.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!