Remember when the whole “because I said so” thing only worked one direction? Yeah, those were the days. If you’ve ever found yourself rolling your eyes at unsolicited advice, consider this tee your new secret weapon. Because sometimes, the only explanation you need is written right across your chest.

They call it “attitude,” you call it Tuesday. Meet your new favorite funny shirt for women: the “You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Daughter Tee.” Slip it on and there’s zero need to explain yourself (or your Target run snacks). It’s all about that effortless confidence, letting you say what you mean—without even opening your mouth.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you, breezing through brunch, school drop-off, or a “just one errand” kind of day, with a shirt that does the talking so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect pick for girls’ nights, hilarious Secret Santa exchanges, or gifting your sister who’s queen of the group chat savagery. Whether you buy it for yourself or for someone who “can’t even,” this funny shirt delivers all the laughs in true you style.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!